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I just tried this and then
GOOD GOD ISN’T THIS THING ADORABLE
Crossing my fingers now that this isn’t going to be me on Nov 23rd.
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Fun fact, I have a green foil star balloon that I was given at the zoo and it’s still fully inflated without ever being refilled.
Funner fact? I was two years old when I got it, making it a 16 year old balloon.
I may be carrying a balloon that is older than a fair few of my followers right now.
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*Mom hands me phone to answer*
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Me:
Hello?
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Telemarketer:
Hello, is your mother home?
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Me:
I have no mother.
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Her:
Well can I speak to your father?
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Me:
Yeah, which one?
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Her:
Which one is home?
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Me:
Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
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Her:
Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
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Me:
No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
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Her:
So who's Antonio?
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Me:
I just told you, Carlos's ex.
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Her:
So Carlos was cheating?
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Me:
Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
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Her:
So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
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Me:
No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
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Her:
So Mark wasn't cheating?
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Me:
I never said that.
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Her:
Yes, yes you did!
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Me:
No I didn't.
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Her:
Y-yes! You did!
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Me:
Did what?
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Her:
Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
YET STILL I RISE
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i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
